Out come a fluttershy plushie that says yay when you squeeze itYou put in a pack of mlp trading cards
Out comes the (Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy Trading Card No. 54)
Puts in a jar of mayonaise.
Out comes out a printed Buzzfeed article saying how you should eat mayonaise by the jar.
I insert into the vending machine a slip of paper, saying "Is this Loss?"