Rules are simple- state that you gain a power and nerf the power of the person above you.
To start, I gained the ability to Rocket Jump.
While you can launch yourself in the air with a rocket, physics still applies on your way down. IE, a fall will still break your legs if it's too much distance.
I have gained the ability to read minds.
You can only read the minds of people thinking about you at that moment.
I have the ability to heal
The wounds you heal will be applied to yourself instead.
I can walk through walls at will.
However, you cannot open or walk through doors and windows.
I have the ability to transform into a dragon.
However, you have one very obvious, fatal weak point (a loose scale on the chest)I have the power of necromancy
You can only use your power to raise small rodents from the dead.
I have the ability to shape shift
Sadly, you can only shape-shift into another human you know closely
I gained the ability to survive underwater (I wonder how that would turn out)
This is only good for a maximum depth of 25 ft.
I can manipulate fire sources.
You Can only control small fires and can't expand them.
I Can operate tools and weapons really fast and skillfully.
Unfortunately you never have the correct screwdriver size.
I can turn invisible whenever I want.
An Old Man Will Always follow you close behind you while you're invisible.
I Can flip Cars at will.
They always land on you.
I have internal GPS (I think about where I want to go and immediately think of the way to get there.)
Unfortunately you can only go to one place.
I can use portals
The portals are unstable and can close at any second, this leads to serious injuries such as dematerialization and possible neurological disorders.
I have the power to absorb any form of energy and use it at will.
You Can only tickle people with your powers.
I Can give myself a energy shield.
It, at most, can deflect marshmallows.
I gain the ability to shape steel with my bare hands.
Can only be triggered at times of intense panic, resulting in less than perfect results due to lack of clear thought and rushed effort.
I can control the weather.
But you can only make it the opposite of what was supposed to happen that day (I.e. Hot and dry to cold and wet)
I can control time
It only activates after a minute of holding your breath, then you have keeping holding it to use it.
I can run at the speed of light.