I can traverse through time
you can never stay in one timeline for more than 5 minutes, you will spontaneously combust otherwise
you can summon any fictional character
the fictional character, if animated, will be in 2d no matter what.
you have the power to create black holes
But no power to close them. (You've doomed us all XD)
I have the ability to understand what my pet is saying
you never stop hearing animal voices
you have any viral/parasitic abilities from the Resident evil games
you loose power as you drain others
you can go inside video games
And you are controlled by me to fall from cliffs or dive into lava.I can control any animal's mind.
However, you cannot control their bodily functions.
I can summon and control golems from the earth itself.
But they are extremely fragile
I can teleport to any area I can picture in my head or see
You can only teleport yourself, not your clothing or anything else.
I hold the power to mentally slow down time for fast reactions.
You still move just as slow as the speed at which you've slowed down your environment.
I have complete control over my own emotions.
However, your thoughts are also unrestrained, making you unsociably blunt.
I can do FMA style alchemy.
However, you can never fully grasp the most basic tenets of chemistry.
I can manipulate the size and shape of any part of my body.
Not your nether regions
I am a panacea alone.
So everypony wants to have you.I'm reining many dragons!
But none of them are tame and will attack youi can meet anybody i want
They don't like the first impressions you leave though.
I have diplomatic immunity, no matter where and when I end up.
But you will be smashed if people dislike you.I can pour contents of books directly into brains.
Only picture books of scenery I have the power to gain other powers from people
But you also gain their weaknesses
I'm able to make any board game like real life.