Not your nether regions
I am a panacea alone.
So everypony wants to have you.I'm reining many dragons!
But none of them are tame and will attack youi can meet anybody i want
They don't like the first impressions you leave though.
I have diplomatic immunity, no matter where and when I end up.
But you will be smashed if people dislike you.I can pour contents of books directly into brains.
Only picture books of scenery I have the power to gain other powers from people
But you also gain their weaknesses
I'm able to make any board game like real life.
However, you'll constantly be hounded by Michael Bay to add more explosions.
I can hack anything like BioShock hacks machines.
...but only after a lengthy 3 week training course, testing and certification process. Per item.
I can come up with the perfect movie quote for any situation.
But only rom-coms i gain the power to be 20% cooler
However, cooler implies what it meant to be cool in the 1940's.
I can shrug off one illness of any degree (ie. non-threatening to on-deathbed) once a year.
...but only once a year(?) You kinda nerfed yourself.
OK, for real now:
...but only in the presence of a trained medical professional and after a series of very painful radioactive injections.
I... am never thirsty.
However, you are always hungry, and still have to monitor yourself for dehydration.
I can animorph into a European dragon.
But as it is a European dragon, you can only change into it while you are in Europe. Specifically Bibury, England.
I can levitate, both myself and others.
But only for on hour any longer then that you will be teleported into another dimension for 1,000 years.
I can control water and lightning.
However, such elements are only controllable within your arms reach.
I can cleave a mountain in half with a single chop of my hand.
However you first have to climb to the top of said mountain.
I can always locate my car keys.
But you car has no motor and can't move I can control the matrix
But agents will always be after you.
I'm the god of board games
But board games are inanimate objects, incapable of forming a belief system and therefore can't believe in you, so therefore you cease to exist.
I have perfect pitch.