However, cooler implies what it meant to be cool in the 1940's.
I can shrug off one illness of any degree (ie. non-threatening to on-deathbed) once a year.
...but only once a year(?) You kinda nerfed yourself.
OK, for real now:
...but only in the presence of a trained medical professional and after a series of very painful radioactive injections.
I... am never thirsty.
However, you are always hungry, and still have to monitor yourself for dehydration.
I can animorph into a European dragon.
But as it is a European dragon, you can only change into it while you are in Europe. Specifically Bibury, England.
I can levitate, both myself and others.
But only for on hour any longer then that you will be teleported into another dimension for 1,000 years.
I can control water and lightning.
However, such elements are only controllable within your arms reach.
I can cleave a mountain in half with a single chop of my hand.
However you first have to climb to the top of said mountain.
I can always locate my car keys.
But you car has no motor and can't move I can control the matrix
But agents will always be after you.
I'm the god of board games
But board games are inanimate objects, incapable of forming a belief system and therefore can't believe in you, so therefore you cease to exist.
I have perfect pitch.
But, no one is ever around to hear you sing
I have the power to explode rabbits
However, you're constantly hounded by PETA members for animal abuse. CONSTANTLY.(They's some persistant folk!)
I can turn my loose hairs into clones of myself instantaneously and at will.
As soon as they get hurt, you feel 100X the amount of pain, but can't kill you.
I have the power of being a Mary Sue!!oneone
The most obnoxious Gary Stu in the universe falls in love with you.
I have the power to never be late for work or school.
(not in thread, can we just appreciate that I put Mary Sue even though I'm male? XD)
Using this power causes you to be completely unprepared, however.
I can build hyperspace inventories that fit inside a backpack.
You can only equip these inventories to non-combat companions.
I have the ability copy my opponent's fighting style.
Your reaction time is 10x slower.
I can materialize anything out of thin air.
...but it will only last for a second or two.
I lack the ability to feel cold.
But temperatures 85 degrees fahrenheit and above deal damage to you without the proper clothing equipped and/or consumable for temporary resistance.
I can pilot a two pilot mech by myself.