Buffs and Nerfs

Squirtle1810 (This Isn't My Name, So Don't Say Anything, Okay? My Name Is Actually a Name, So Can You Not Get Triggered M8?) 2017-06-10 14:46:54 UTC #119

But, no one is ever around to hear you sing

I have the power to explode rabbits

Wax_N_Wane (Franklin Mak) 2017-06-10 15:07:13 UTC #120

However, you're constantly hounded by PETA members for animal abuse. CONSTANTLY.
(They's some persistant folk!)

I can turn my loose hairs into clones of myself instantaneously and at will.

Squirtle1810 (This Isn't My Name, So Don't Say Anything, Okay? My Name Is Actually a Name, So Can You Not Get Triggered M8?) 2017-06-11 02:13:50 UTC #121

As soon as they get hurt, you feel 100X the amount of pain, but can't kill you.

I have the power of being a Mary Sue!!oneone

Unicorn_Cydney 2017-06-11 04:33:50 UTC #122

The most obnoxious Gary Stu in the universe falls in love with you.

I have the power to never be late for work or school.

Squirtle1810 (This Isn't My Name, So Don't Say Anything, Okay? My Name Is Actually a Name, So Can You Not Get Triggered M8?) 2017-06-11 21:09:28 UTC #123

(not in thread, can we just appreciate that I put Mary Sue even though I'm male? XD)

Wax_N_Wane (Franklin Mak) 2018-02-08 04:08:21 UTC #124

Using this power causes you to be completely unprepared, however.

I can build hyperspace inventories that fit inside a backpack.

SkyFlight (Corey Blalock) 2018-02-09 07:42:25 UTC #125

You can only equip these inventories to non-combat companions.

I have the ability copy my opponent's fighting style.

Squirtle1810 (This Isn't My Name, So Don't Say Anything, Okay? My Name Is Actually a Name, So Can You Not Get Triggered M8?) 2018-02-10 16:00:29 UTC #126

Your reaction time is 10x slower.

I can materialize anything out of thin air.

apMechorse ("North Dakota") 2018-02-12 03:55:29 UTC #127

...but it will only last for a second or two.

I lack the ability to feel cold.

SkyFlight (Corey Blalock) 2018-02-12 17:07:41 UTC #128

But temperatures 85 degrees fahrenheit and above deal damage to you without the proper clothing equipped and/or consumable for temporary resistance.

I can pilot a two pilot mech by myself.

calvinthedestroyer (Andrew) 2018-03-26 10:49:57 UTC #129

But it only gets half the gas mileage.

I can learn and speak any language in seconds.

apMechorse ("North Dakota") 2018-03-27 07:36:46 UTC #130

Unfortunately your accent is so bad no one can understand a word you say.

I no longer require oxygen to live.

Squirtle1810 (This Isn't My Name, So Don't Say Anything, Okay? My Name Is Actually a Name, So Can You Not Get Triggered M8?) 2018-03-27 22:24:01 UTC #131

You now need to intake heavy amounts of bird feces every hour in order to stay alive.

I can travel into any fictional universe I want, and at any time.

son_of_heaven176 2018-03-28 03:28:21 UTC #132

However, your powers do not include the ability to speak or understand the dominant languages of said universes.

I have the power of flight.

Wax_N_Wane (Franklin Mak) 2018-03-28 03:37:56 UTC #133

... for about 10 feet at a time. Need to rest up after.

I have diplomatic immunity, no matter what time, place, or dimension.

amartinander (Alex Martin) 2018-04-03 16:11:09 UTC #134

You are still accused of murder every time you are sued(doesn’t look good on your application to get a job)

I have the power to make anything from thin air...

Gajinka (Gajinka Ishida) 2018-04-03 16:40:55 UTC #135

But everything is thin due to the air

I have the ability to change my appearance

son_of_heaven176 2018-04-07 01:55:46 UTC #136

But you can only change your appearance to Derpy Hooves.

I have the power to summon Pokémon into this world and back.

apMechorse ("North Dakota") 2018-04-13 18:33:44 UTC #137

But you can only do it when you are unopposed.

I can fix any form of machinery.

Gajinka (Gajinka Ishida) 2018-04-14 18:30:14 UTC #138

But only if you break it to bits first

I can create anything artistically I can think of