You now need to intake heavy amounts of bird feces every hour in order to stay alive.
I can travel into any fictional universe I want, and at any time.
However, your powers do not include the ability to speak or understand the dominant languages of said universes.
I have the power of flight.
... for about 10 feet at a time. Need to rest up after.
I have diplomatic immunity, no matter what time, place, or dimension.
You are still accused of murder every time you are sued(doesn’t look good on your application to get a job)
I have the power to make anything from thin air...
But everything is thin due to the air
I have the ability to change my appearance
But you can only change your appearance to Derpy Hooves.
I have the power to summon Pokémon into this world and back.
But you can only do it when you are unopposed.
I can fix any form of machinery.
But only if you break it to bits first
I can create anything artistically I can think of
But only using shades grey...
I can turn invisible at will.
But you only stay invisible as long as nobody's looking directly in your direction.
I have super speed.
Going at that speed still applies considerable friction from the air around you, causing burns on your skin after long periods of speed, as well as wearing down your clothing.
I can manipulate any and all RNG-based outcomes in my favor.
But, any situation that doesn't involve luck ends horribly for you.
I have the power to revive memes.
...but you only know de wae to speak in le memays. Top kek!
I can transform into any kind of tool! Hammer, wrench, drill, you name it, I got you covered
But never the right size for the task
Can open portals to anywhere
However, you can't control where the portal leads to.
I can manipulate the tectonic plates of the earth's crust, generating earthquakes, sinkholes, or fissures.
But, every time you try, a 9.5 magnitude earthquake happens somewhere on Earth.
I can go to any convention I want, full days. :>
But you have to pay double for the hotel stay.
I can instantly teleport at any location I choose at will.
But you always arrive without clothes.
I can walk across the top of any liquid.
But every solid you stand on acts like a liquid did prior to your power.
I have the power to know what makes a person laugh at any given time.
However, your joke-telling is pretty bad, so your attempts to make use of that knowledge tend to fall short.
I can telekinetically lift and manipulate objects of any size.