But every solid you stand on acts like a liquid did prior to your power.
I have the power to know what makes a person laugh at any given time.
However, your joke-telling is pretty bad, so your attempts to make use of that knowledge tend to fall short.
I can telekinetically lift and manipulate objects of any size.
But, it will give you a severe headache if you use for more that 5 mins per DAY
I can assume the form of anything I can think of.
You can't control what you become, and the first thing you think of in the morning is the thing you are stuck as for the day.
I can make people happy just by writing their name down on an index card.
Problem is you have a 3 sec memory
I can choose what age I wanna be whenever
But it only affects you mental age, not your physical age.
I can go to work everyday and not get tired of the repetition.
You love work and the repetitive nature of it but it slowly takes a toll on your sanity so every weekend it makes it to where you can only speak backwards.
I can fly any type of air or space craft to the best of it's abilities, the Ace of all Aces
Sadly, no one has ever witnessed this firsthand, so no one can confirm your Ace of all Aces status.
I can breathe underwater.
But you can't breathe above water. Have fun!
I can change the fate (story, arcs, plot-twists, etc) of any fake program, such as TV shows and movies, and it would be the official story.
Every time you change the fate of the program another company comes in, buys the franchise, cans the original canon dubbing it along the lines of Legends and starts fresh again.
I'm able to write and create any type of software bug free in a matter of minutes.
But by doing so, you continually make your own work obsolete.
I can count to ten, without using my fingers!
But, the reason you can count to ten without using your fingers is because your fingers have been replaced with 1;1 replicas of the Titanic!
I can teleport the controller/remote of anything I'm using to me so I don't have to move.
But only if you know where it is... you still need to get up to look for it if it's misplaced.
I can tie my own shoe laces.
However you can only tie your shoe laces to heavy objects.
I have the ability to convert live plants into money.
But the only currency you can convert it into is the Zimbabwean dollar... which was last traded at 35 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars to one USD. Have fun with that.
I can smell colors... without consuming excessive amounts of energy drinks!
But you cannot see colors!
I can skip sponsorships embedded into videos!
However, you only dream of used car advertisements.
I can make any device impervious to wear, age, and damage, from the screen to the battery.
But doing so immediately voids any warranty!
I can run any distance without getting tired.
But with the speed and friction you burn up your clothes and anything you carry
I can stay cool even when it's stupid crazy hot outside
However, you risk freezing to death at room temperature.
When I swing a weapon, it's reach is as long as I wish, without any sacrifice to speed or power.