But only using shades grey...
I can turn invisible at will.
But you only stay invisible as long as nobody's looking directly in your direction.
I have super speed.
Going at that speed still applies considerable friction from the air around you, causing burns on your skin after long periods of speed, as well as wearing down your clothing.
I can manipulate any and all RNG-based outcomes in my favor.
But, any situation that doesn't involve luck ends horribly for you.
I have the power to revive memes.
...but you only know de wae to speak in le memays. Top kek!
I can transform into any kind of tool! Hammer, wrench, drill, you name it, I got you covered
But never the right size for the task
Can open portals to anywhere
However, you can't control where the portal leads to.
I can manipulate the tectonic plates of the earth's crust, generating earthquakes, sinkholes, or fissures.
But, every time you try, a 9.5 magnitude earthquake happens somewhere on Earth.
I can go to any convention I want, full days. :>
But you have to pay double for the hotel stay.
I can instantly teleport at any location I choose at will.
But you always arrive without clothes.
I can walk across the top of any liquid.
But every solid you stand on acts like a liquid did prior to your power.
I have the power to know what makes a person laugh at any given time.
However, your joke-telling is pretty bad, so your attempts to make use of that knowledge tend to fall short.
I can telekinetically lift and manipulate objects of any size.
But, it will give you a severe headache if you use for more that 5 mins per DAY
I can assume the form of anything I can think of.
You can't control what you become, and the first thing you think of in the morning is the thing you are stuck as for the day.
I can make people happy just by writing their name down on an index card.
Problem is you have a 3 sec memory
I can choose what age I wanna be whenever
But it only affects you mental age, not your physical age.
I can go to work everyday and not get tired of the repetition.
You love work and the repetitive nature of it but it slowly takes a toll on your sanity so every weekend it makes it to where you can only speak backwards.
I can fly any type of air or space craft to the best of it's abilities, the Ace of all Aces
Sadly, no one has ever witnessed this firsthand, so no one can confirm your Ace of all Aces status.
I can breathe underwater.
But you can't breathe above water. Have fun!
I can change the fate (story, arcs, plot-twists, etc) of any fake program, such as TV shows and movies, and it would be the official story.
Every time you change the fate of the program another company comes in, buys the franchise, cans the original canon dubbing it along the lines of Legends and starts fresh again.
I'm able to write and create any type of software bug free in a matter of minutes.