But, you create things just by thinking about them. Remember anything bad?
I can stop anyone from dabbing within a 2000 mile radius.
Theres a 24 hour cooldownI can stop people from blinking
Which causes hundreds of thousands to go blind.
I can stay awake for up to a week with no side effects.
However, once that week is up, you instantly go into a weeklong coma.
Tell me a number, and I can recite a random piece of trivia about it.
But sadly people keep asking you about the same numbers over, and over, and over again...
I can recite the alphabet... Backwards... Without singing the alphabet song!
Unless you are in front of a cop then you say it wrong everytime causing you to fail road side dui checks everytime
I can change my eye color on a whim
Theres a 72 hour cooldown when you do that.I can bark and people from 4 miles away can hear it
But you always sound like the dog of wisdom no matter what
I wanna be able to build Anything with out having the equipment or building materials
But no one knows what an "Anything" looks like, so we all just assume that it's built incorrectly.
I got my TV degree in TV/VCR repair by training at home in my spare time!
But no one has a VCR anymore so your degree is useless.
I have instantaneous free shipping on everything I buy online.
Which no longer gives you time to change your mind when buying something... so you end up with a lot of impulse purchases that can't be returned.
I can have a calming influence on others.
But you yourself are never calm.
I can teleport to any con and go there free of charge!
But when you teleport your clothes dont go with you leaving you naked
I can change anything to my favorite color just by snapping my fingers
But soon you see it everywhere and get sick of it.
I can drive great distances and not get tired.
but you can't ride with anyone else. :<
I can binge a show without falling asleep!
But you won't remember any of it after you've finished the series.
I can remember everything I've ever read with perfect clarity.
However you eventually loose all your other memories.
I can draw anything really well, even using descriptions without pictures
but you don't like your own art, and people accuse you of tracing.
I can own as many plushies as I desire without people judging me!
But they all spontaneously combust after a day.
I can star in any movie I want or ones that are out and really old.
Because of your apparent longetivity, people egin to accuse you of being a vampire, and you quickly must hide from the public eye for fear of being hunted.