The most obnoxious Gary Stu in the universe falls in love with you.
I have the power to never be late for work or school.
(not in thread, can we just appreciate that I put Mary Sue even though I'm male? XD)
Using this power causes you to be completely unprepared, however.
I can build hyperspace inventories that fit inside a backpack.
You can only equip these inventories to non-combat companions.
I have the ability copy my opponent's fighting style.
Your reaction time is 10x slower.
I can materialize anything out of thin air.
...but it will only last for a second or two.
I lack the ability to feel cold.
But temperatures 85 degrees fahrenheit and above deal damage to you without the proper clothing equipped and/or consumable for temporary resistance.
I can pilot a two pilot mech by myself.
But it only gets half the gas mileage.
I can learn and speak any language in seconds.
Unfortunately your accent is so bad no one can understand a word you say.
I no longer require oxygen to live.
You now need to intake heavy amounts of bird feces every hour in order to stay alive.
I can travel into any fictional universe I want, and at any time.
However, your powers do not include the ability to speak or understand the dominant languages of said universes.
I have the power of flight.
... for about 10 feet at a time. Need to rest up after.
I have diplomatic immunity, no matter what time, place, or dimension.
You are still accused of murder every time you are sued(doesn’t look good on your application to get a job)
I have the power to make anything from thin air...
But everything is thin due to the air
I have the ability to change my appearance
But you can only change your appearance to Derpy Hooves.
I have the power to summon Pokémon into this world and back.
But you can only do it when you are unopposed.
I can fix any form of machinery.
But only if you break it to bits first
I can create anything artistically I can think of