The most obnoxious Gary Stu in the universe falls in love with you.
I have the power to never be late for work or school.
(not in thread, can we just appreciate that I put Mary Sue even though I'm male? XD)
Using this power causes you to be completely unprepared, however.
I can build hyperspace inventories that fit inside a backpack.
You can only equip these inventories to non-combat companions.
I have the ability copy my opponent's fighting style.
Your reaction time is 10x slower.
I can materialize anything out of thin air.
...but it will only last for a second or two.
I lack the ability to feel cold.
But temperatures 85 degrees fahrenheit and above deal damage to you without the proper clothing equipped and/or consumable for temporary resistance.
I can pilot a two pilot mech by myself.