But, any situation that doesn't involve luck ends horribly for you.
I have the power to revive memes.
...but you only know de wae to speak in le memays. Top kek!
I can transform into any kind of tool! Hammer, wrench, drill, you name it, I got you covered
But never the right size for the task
Can open portals to anywhere
However, you can't control where the portal leads to.
I can manipulate the tectonic plates of the earth's crust, generating earthquakes, sinkholes, or fissures.
But, every time you try, a 9.5 magnitude earthquake happens somewhere on Earth.
I can go to any convention I want, full days. :>
But you have to pay double for the hotel stay.
I can instantly teleport at any location I choose at will.
But you always arrive without clothes.
I can walk across the top of any liquid.
But every solid you stand on acts like a liquid did prior to your power.
I have the power to know what makes a person laugh at any given time.
However, your joke-telling is pretty bad, so your attempts to make use of that knowledge tend to fall short.
I can telekinetically lift and manipulate objects of any size.