Rules are simple: Banish the person above you to the moon for some reason.
To begin, I banish Anon to the moon for various crimes against Equestria.
I banish you for not submitting to the will of our glorious and wise ruler Queen Chrysalis
I banish you for not believe in great Glimmerism.
I banish all whom do not recognize princess Luna as the one and only true princess the true ruler of equestria
I will banish you Nightmare moon for forgeting Cadense, my princess
The princess of toys?
I banish you to the moon (again) for breaking meta!
I banish you for using the word I don't know the meaning of!(What's "meta"? Model Engineering Trade Association? Megachannel Extraterrestrial Assay? Or Metropolitan Educational Television Association???)
I banish you to the moon for not knowing what meta is
I banish you to the moon for attempting to banish someone/somepony to the moon for not knowing something
I banish you to the moon because you only banish someone to the moon for attempting to banish another someone to the moon for not knowing something but don't tell another someone what the thing he don't know actually is!
I banish you for not accepting Sunset Shimmer as the next Alicorn princess
I banish you for not accepting redemption for starlight glimmer
i'll banish you for thinking that Starligt redempted
I banish you for not thinking starlight is redeemable yet
I banish you to the moon becouse I haven't had enough coffee for this yet!
I won't banish you Flutterkat, because I could help you with the coffee
I banish you for banishing someone for no reason.
I banish you for banishing someone for banishing someone for no reason.