I banish you for questioning my exceptional hearing.
I banish you for not buying diamond sponsor.
I banish you because you're banishing us for not having money.
I banish @Sky_Storm because I DID buy diamond this year...
And I banish @Squirtle1810 because you're right, now I don't have any money...
I banish you for not taking your money more seriously. Now you're dirt poor because of your large investment.
I banish you for not giving them money or a job opportunity.
I banish you for trying to shame @Sky_Storm for not giving handouts.
I banish you because I'm back to be banished and banish thrice more.
I banish you because you shouldn't be banished.
I banish you because you think they shouldn't be banished, and the entire purpose of this game is to banish them.
I banish you for wanting to banish everypony, so you're the last one left in Equestria. I won't let that happen!
I banish you because i just came back from my 3 month long brony fandom grave and I'm tired.
I banish you because it's been 5 days and someone really needs to be banished to keep this thread relevant.
I banish you because I need to make sure you don't get into the 1 day category for yours. Only 23 hours, yes! Barely made it.
I banish you because you posted 4 days ago... Oh wait... That's more on me, than it is on you...
I banish you for being four days late to a banishment. We need to be punctual.
I banish you for being two days late to banish.
I banish you for not stopping with the small comment extensions over on "The Latest Post Wins 2018 Edition."
I banish you for assuming that the last post wins game thread has any impact on this game thread.
I banish you for being banished atleast two times because of what you have done on "The Last Post Wins!"
Just give up. :<