I banished you for not being more sympathetic about them not seeing that post.
I banish you for letting them leave to a mudslide, wildfire, and drought infested state which sometimes gets too much rain as well suprisingly
I banish you because I'm also in CA at the moment.
I banish you to.... Oh wait, you're already there
I banish you for not banishing them regardless of their location
I banish you because you didn't realize Sky Storm was banishing "I think Bacon Horse is the best horse" TO California, so that "I think Bacon Horse is the best horse" could be there for free.
I banish you because I could hear the sarcasm in your voice each time you said "I think Bacon Horse is the best horse" when it is clearly an indisputable fact that Bacon Horse IS best horse.
I banish you for hearing sarcasm in his voice when he typed it out.
I banish you for questioning my exceptional hearing.
I banish you for not buying diamond sponsor.
I banish you because you're banishing us for not having money.
I banish @Sky_Storm because I DID buy diamond this year...
And I banish @Squirtle1810 because you're right, now I don't have any money...
I banish you for not taking your money more seriously. Now you're dirt poor because of your large investment.
I banish you for not giving them money or a job opportunity.
I banish you for trying to shame @Sky_Storm for not giving handouts.
I banish you because I'm back to be banished and banish thrice more.
I banish you because you shouldn't be banished.
I banish you because you think they shouldn't be banished, and the entire purpose of this game is to banish them.
I banish you for wanting to banish everypony, so you're the last one left in Equestria. I won't let that happen!
I banish you because i just came back from my 3 month long brony fandom grave and I'm tired.