I banish you because you didn't use the superior question mark-atleast i think it's superior, is it?
I banish Squirtle1810, because that sentence made no sense.
I banish @Frostedlotus because that sentence didn't have to make sense.
I banish you for disagreeing with Frostedlotus.
I banish you for indirectly agreeing with @Frostedlotus
I banish you two for arguing. It is against Equestrian law
I banish you for enforcing the law; Royal Guard, much?
I banish you for assuming that Royal Guards are the only ones enforcing Equestrian law.
I banish you because I had a dream that I met you and the fellow bronies here while I uncovered ancient archeological ruins...
I banish you for questioning the way Applejack uses "y'all".
I banish you for banishing someone over something that happened 27 replies ago...
I banish you for thinking that person from before doesn't deserve to be banished
I banish you because apparently @Sky_Storm says it's mandatory. Will that be cash or credit?
I banish @Squirtle1810 because you don't accept checks.
I banish you because it's been awhile since anyone's been banished, also my fingers are bleeding and I'm mad.
I banish you for typing that official banishment while your fingers are bleeding, so for your health, I banish you to a hospital.However, banishments should be punishments, so I banish you to a hospital with extremely large medical bills!
I banish you for scamming Datura of their money.
I banish thee, Sky Storm, for... being a good member of society?
Well then, I have to banish you for banishing some pony for being a good member of society.
I banish you for thinking that the society is a relevant concept in this thread.