He is about to happily sign the book but then he looks up throws the book out the window and dramatically yells pointing at you, "IT WAS YOU WHO STARTED THE RUTABAGA WAR OF 2018!!!" And then quickly calls con security. As they leave he signs each of their badges and continues on as if nothing happened.
I would like him to sign a fish head.
But instead of signing the fish head, he adds it to the collection of them that he appears to be storing under the table. Well... That accounts for some of the smell in here...
I would have him sign a Nokia 3310.
He scoffs and says Kyocera strobes are easy better pointing to the one hooked to his belt loop and signs his own phone
I world like him to sign a crow bar (grand larsony lol)
Walking down the hall in 2016. M.A. Larsen signed our Lime.
Maybe this year a lemon.
Instead he uses you lemon to make lemonade for his money to drink as it is parched for working so hard
I would like him to sign a picture of himself
Instead he signs a cardboard cut out of him self that screams "you get wings!" and smiles at his ingenious
I would like him to sign an inside out umbrella
But he instead signs the inside of a raincloud, and gives it to you inside the signature room.
I ask him to sign a boat, as the room quickly floods!
Instead he some how surprisingly signs a random alligator swimming around the flooded room
I would like him to sign this water proof note book
But he mis-hears you and signs a pad of water-soluble paper instead. Five seconds after the water hits it, all you've got is a handful of mush.
I'd ask him to sign a set of swim fins.
He instead pulls out the aforementioned fish head collection that has a fish fin section and signs his most prized fish fin.
I would like him to sign my twilight t-shirt.
Instead he signs van gohs starry night
I would like him to sign a bell (maybe from starswirl who knows)
But instead he signs a Belle... and Sweetie is NOT happy.
I would have him sign a computer mouse.
Instead he dresses it up as angel bunny and signs the very fluffy cotton ball of a tail he worked tirelessly in getting perfectly bouncy
I would like him to sign a pogo stick and show us a trick for $100
He takes the pogo stick and hops away.
Once people find him and force him back into a non-flooded convention room, I'd ask him to sign a missing poster of himself.
He signs it but also changes the missing into wanted and so now Larson is a wanted man on the run from con security.
I would like him to sign a discord lamp.
Instead he takes the lap and runs it expecting a genie to come outWeek after about and hour of running one comes out screaming at him what does he want. He wishes for a sharpie. Instead the genie turns him into a sharpie
I would like him to sign his wanted poster of his previous likeness with himself
He sheds a tear in remembrance of his image. This tear causes the wish to be broken. He looks like, will him again. And the cops have found him, again.
I would like him to sign a police box
But, he signs a box full of police, and he gets arrested because he is currently wanted.
Once he is bailed out, I ask him to sign a lock pick.
Instead he picks the lock to your hearts and the hearts of everyone and signs them all, now everyone is a princess.
I would like him to sign my wings
He gladly signs your pet ducks wings...you realize you don't have a pet duck.
I would like him to sign a mug of hot cocoa