Hello, Bronycon forums! Who takes the last post spot, takes the universe! But bad news, everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot! You're all posting; it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I! AM! POSTING! Now, the question of the hour is, "Who's got the last post?" Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me! No plan, no following, no views worth a darn! Oh, and something else, I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little desk with all your silly little keyboard, and you've got any plans on taking the last post tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, and then, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.